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Funny Valentine Day quotes!

Feb 14, a day where people across the globe celebrate Valentine day by proposing to their loved one’s and exchanging the gifts, trying to convince each other, i sit back and relax. Lol!

Some of you folks may have decided to pick today to propose to your girl/boy and few of you might have plans for next year. Well, as for me i dont believe in love or valentine day. Its just an another day for me.

This post i am contributing an interesting funny quotes that i came across Huffington post.

The top 5 quotes are as follows

1)  “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.”

-Lewis Black

2) “Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone‘s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s*x years ago!”

-Greg Giraldo

3) “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”

-Jay Leno

4) “I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.”

-Mo Rocca

5) “Let me tell you why I hate Valentine’s day: Because a few years ago on Valentine’s night I thought I would have nice romantic evening in with the lady. Little did I know, that same night, her ex boyfriend decided he would win her heart back. And being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this was to get all coked up and then jump through a window and TRY TO MURDER ME… You know what, it worked. They’re still together.”

-Doug Mellard

Lol! These quotes are worth a comedy. For more of the quotes visit the Huffing post. Gosh they have 11 of the famous valentine funny quotes that  is worth to see.

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