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They look so cute together!
Looks like the hottest gift this Valentine’s day is a ‘Cockroach’. Well its not just any cockroach, so don’t get too excited on how much money you can save. Its a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. WOW! That sounds sexy!
New York’s Bronx Zoo is offering you the rarest of the rare opportunity to name a cockroach after your Love. Man, it sounds soooo romantic!! Your valentine will be all over you for this present.
“Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever,” the zoo said on its website about the name a roach gift, which was also billed as a limited Valentine’s Day offer. Check it out @ BronxZoo.com
More than 1,000 people chose the cockroach option for their Valentine in the first 24 hours of the offer this week, a zoo spokesman said.
Its gonna cost you only $10 to name a cockroach after your valentine to show how much you love(hate) her.
So, for $10 you get a roach named after your valentine and your valentine gets a certificate explaining that there is a special insect living at the zoo with his or her name on it.
Madagascar Hissing Cockroach is the largest and noisiest variety of cockroach. A nice way to tell you girlfriend how you really feel about her.
Anyway, this is a very limited offer as they are only 58,000 unnamed roaches in the zoo. So, HURRY UP!!
