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Obama Birth Certificate Released By White House

The White House today released President Barack Obama’s birth certificate under the orders of the President himself. Obama also gave a briefing to the press announcing the release of his birth certificate and a Presidential scolding for the press for concentrating on “silly” things rather of issues that concern the nation’s future. Looks like the President really lost his patience ... Read More »

The Most Beautiful Bulldog

Bulldog Lucy Brown of DES MOINES, Iowa has been crowned as the most “Beautiful Bulldog”. Lucy Brown’s slobber, sloth and bloodshot eyes helped the precocious pup grab the greatest crown a drooling canine can ever dream of. Looks like it is a dream came true for the dog. The 3-year-old from Johnston, with a squat stance and slobber to spare, ... Read More »

Nicolas Cage arrested in New Orleans

Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested after he got drunk in the city’s French Quarter and argued in the street with his wife over whether a house they were in front of was theirs, police said Saturday. The couple was in front of a home that Cage insisted they were renting, police said. When she said it wasn’t theirs, Cage grabbed ... Read More »

Joe Biden Taking a Nap During Obama’s Debt Speech

Looks like Vice President Joe Biden was so bored about the debt speech President Obama was giving that he just dozed off for a while before waking up again. Today, President Obama countered GOP deficit reduction proposals by offering to slash $4 trillion over the next twelve years in a heavily-hyped speech. And, naturally, his right hand man, the Vice ... Read More »

Google Reshuffles Executive Team

Looks like Google’s new CEO Larry Page is feeling the heat. He has promoted at least seven executives to head key parts of the company. The management reshuffle is an attempt at streamlining a bureaucracy that’s sometimes bogged down Google even as it became the world’s most valuable Internet company. Page, Google’s 38-year-old co-founder, took over from Eric Schmidt, who ... Read More »

Hundreds of Safes, Cash Wash Up on Japan Shores

The garage in Ofunato police headquarters is stashed with safes, cash and money bags that where washed ashore in the Japan shores after the Tsunami. These safes could contain someone’s life savings in it. Since the Japanese prefer keeping their money at their home then in banks. Safes are washing up along the tsunami-battered coast, and police are trying to ... Read More »